Monday, November 23, 2015

Nerds by Michael Buckley #6

In the start of part 6 they describe hyena the professional killer but she sound like she is some kind of super model,but the name does not suit her. I do not understand this how did such a beautiful girl become so violent.This girl is like a walking ultimate super ninja ,she is like the ultimate weapon.
 I think hyena did not understand by the term assassin they kill people and tell now she did not kill anyone that is not a assassin that sounds more like a cop.half of these pages describe a minion or henchman like why. Most of the scientists before did crazy job that you will not expect a scientists to be, like a boxer, the scientist that hyena went after his device was so cool it could pick up anything heavy or light like a whale or a truck,and on top of that the device was some tiny.

who goes on a mission on high heel,she was chasing the doctor with high heel yes it did brake but the amazing part was when the heel of the shoe broke she pick it up and threw it towards the doctor way and this man is standing like 20 meters away and it knock him of his legs and he was just laying there like a log,Ya this is the end of part 6 it was basally about hyena not much more.    

Friday, November 20, 2015


Part5-I like how they said jackson brain screamed.It was so funny that how he used his rugby skills to escape from the scientists.When he entered a room, he saw cool buttons and blinking light and he was like try to send a email to the police for help,the funny thing was  that he did not know where the start button was ha this boy he is just weird.

The part where he just starts pushing random buttons like expected he get a voice and it scan him for his weakness with lasers this part is cool and then again like a fool he type more random button and he see holograms that is so cool holograms I which I had hologram they will be so cool to have them.

It is crazy how he does not know what upgrade know at the end of these part the suspense just kills me it just says he will be getting 8 arm in his mouth and the machine come closer and closer and everything turn black and boom end of part 5 that is just to much suspense.

Part4-I like how instead of one story all together the author separated it in to parts like they are like 2 or 3 story that are going on at the same time, I think that all this will meet at the same place or chapter. After read a little this lair sounds like a prison but the only difference that it is at the north pole as they said the henchmen took all there cloths and gave them prison jump suits. 

When they talk about where they stay, that is so cruel" they stay in small tiny cramped areas and it does even have windows, they were not allowed to use any phone they got these scientists for solving question wow, I liked hyena question when she asked Dr jigsaw, This man is just crazy he is so bad he sounds like a super evil mastermind, after when he tells his plans to the scientist I was in so much suspense I really wanted to know what his plan was I was going crazy and at the end he just says that I already built it I my head I was like what could it be but i have to wait to find out.


Part 3- at the start i like how he said his gaggle friends and he fells like a ghost that is a amazing way to describe a lonely person, when at the end of the page he said that he started to notice his friends, and said that Steve server like to smell his food after each bite like what who does that who smells there food at every bite, and the other thing he told about his friends like wow he can notice people, when me said he started to spy on his friends I was like finally some action but this boy went to far like ear dropping on them, followed them home and opened there mail box this is what pros do.

 Jackson ah he is becoming into a better spy ever day he spy on students, teachers and staff this boy had a lot of patient for doing this. I like the part were Jackson never knew even a library excited in his school I know right he was the most popular kid in school and he never knew where the library was. 

He actually thought that people go to the library to see the pretty Liberian, but the people he was spying on came there to only read books, you when he went to see what those nerds were reading and after seeing what they read i can’t believe that he did not even thing if the book that they were readings links to something oh wait his is a kid, after school while he was walking he say he attracted the car I thought he got attracted to the car.

 When he open the broom closet he say that he say  urinal cakes what is that it can not be a cake who keep cake in a broom closet it has to be something else.ah the janitor name is brand you know what that means the janitor is a super spy final some action. Ewe the principal picks his nose ah the is gross why, when he was in the locker the floor dropped finial some spy action. Finial he entered the spy room, all of the spy stuff sounded amazing i wished had them. I like it in the end of part 3 it was like we were see this story in a spy monitor and then it was like the author was talk to use i like part 3 the most it is were most of the action is. 


Part 2-I fell like mostly most of the chapters start with different stories. This person does not sound like a person but more like a place it says the hyena. How is this lady a criminal it says that she earn money for criminal activity and use it on mittens and long underwear, ok mittens should like a cat I understand but long underwear i don’t get that, the part where he describe the man who enters her room that man sounds like a Viking.

 Later when hyena said if I had a nickel for ever mastermind who tell me they are going to conquer the world, this part it reminds me of ben 10, as you know ben 10 defeats ever mastermind he fought. I always wonder how much money was in envelope. This guys Dr jigsaw he has sliver fort on ice how is that not sinking it is made out of sliver like how is that not sinking

Monday, November 9, 2015

The book nerds, When I first saw the book cover I thought it will be about a spy school, I think they also made a movie on it, I do not remember what it was called I will find out later.So this book was written by Michael Buckley, he was born on June 8, 1975 I may be wrong but I remember reading about him, oh yes I remember. He maintains a popular YouTube entertainment channel his show mostly end up in the top ten most rated videos,ok so back to the book. 

I like as soon as we open the book it looks like we are trying to open a spy computer or iPad like first it tell you at the  top of the page   Top secret basally it tell you what the book is about and then later it tell if you want to access the rest of the book you need to put your finger print, later it say that access denied you may have a booger on your hand, I like the idea how the author is trying to convince his readers that they are in the story and they are a part of it.The moment when they describe alexander brand they make him sound like if he is like a super spy, come on you also will admit it as you read it they make him sound like a robot this part reminds me of the movie James bond, like when they say he looks awesome in a tuxedo even James bond look good in a tuxedo. In the part where they talk about his general savage that he has a big hand and lucky the desk did not crack this reminds me of the movie hulk as he has big hands to. He also later say that band like secrets and mysteries this sound like Indian jones.

 I like how the author was building the suspense for opening the folder when I was reading this part i was dyeing inside I was like it has to be a secret base then later I found out that it was a team like a secret spy team the best of the best as soon as savage said that even the president does not know about this. The job that savage is trying to give to brand is a amazing job I would take it. Later when this boy enters called Casey, this boy he sound like a very scared and not very brave boy it sounded like the general was his boss ok moving on, when he say Greenland slammed into Iceland I was like how is that even possible those are two islands. You know brand sound like he is retired and he was once a amazing spy in the pictures he look young but in the story he sounds old well I will try to find out what the really thing is, I liked the way that the author instead of telling where they are he give the location in latitude and longitude I know it will be hard and a little annoying to find where they are but still I thing it is nice,        

Part1- At the start I liked how the author used a lot of verbs and adjectives to describe the location and there mission but it was quite confusing to know who was who like in the start we do not know the story of many people in the team,we do not know the back story of jackson jones or his team but it is quite amazing how he kept it together. It is quite amazing how he describe the movement of the team.ok so I after few lines in middle of all this mission he tell us about his town,just imagine the world best spy team are filled with nerds. 

Ok that kind of describe the book s’ name.ok what the hell I thought it was a professional mission but I was wrong jackson team instead of spy weapons they had a straw and shot spitball and these guys sound like kids,these is like a school for geeks and nerds like come on wet wills,noogies and kick me signs this sound like that show called king of nerds on discovery channel, jackson s’ third wave “the hummer”ah this part i laughed till my stomach gave up the tell the they grab the for the back grab s” there underwear and pull it to the heaven and then kept over the victims head  in others words it was called the atomic wedgie. when he say that when doctors say the word interesting it does not mean any good.   

in this part jackson sound like a cry baby he always cry.this guy is mouth is like a shark he had 64 teeth and four rows of them in that so called mouth of his.come on that sounds like a shark mouth finial at least the book said it Dr Gupta called him a great white shark.the part where he said braces!!!! those are for nerd I was like you are a nerds in my head when Dr Gupta said braces will not make a difference and then jackson was like all adults were lies and this moment I was taking his just a few braces lost all of his popularity and friends over night wow that is some school.jackson lost his whole life because of braces now that is just crazy.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

As they walked through London, people to stare at Hagrid a lot that is so creepy every just staring at you , due to his size . Harry later asked if there were dragons guarding Gringotts like dragons guarding a bank that is so cool. Hagrid then says yes and mutters that if he would like a dragon. Harry took out his list and  then started to read it out. It said he needed a set of robes a pointed hat,dragon hide gloves and a winter coat this is a crazy school list . There was a list of his books and stationary equipment ok this is normal. Hagrid leads them both into a pub called the leaky cauldron ,pub that does not sound right, harry did not understand what he say
he saw a  dark and shabby and everyone greeted Hagrid as he entered like he was very famous. When people saw Harry, many got up and shook his hand, including Doris cockford and Dedlus duggle. A man with a turban approaches them and Hagrid introduces Harry to quirinus Quirrell, the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. They talk for some time then Hagrid steers them out a back door into a small enclosed area with a few barrels. Hagrid takes out his umbrella and taps bricks with it, counting an order. Once he is done, a hole appears in the brick wall, slowly getting bigger, until the wall disappears fully that is so cool a city being a wall, revealing a crowded street with people wearing robes everywhere with shops everywhere. Hagrid tells Harry this street is called Diagon Alley. When they started walking down the street, Harry was trying to looking everywhere he was surprised and shocked,  At the end of Diagon Alley, there was a snowy white building, this building was very big and it was Gringotts. As they entered, a warning echoes through telling them robs are at there own risk. Harry and Hagrid go up to a Goblin and explain they need to take some money out of Harry's vault. The Goblin asks for Harry's key and Hagrid presents it, after having it for many years . The Goblin calls upon another Goblin named Griphook to take them down to the vault. Hagrid also states they need to be taken down to remove the You-Know-What in Vault 713.this is so crazy this author is very creative he is so amazing and how cool is this book i love this book it is so fun to read.
Griphook takes them to Vault 713, and Hagrid goes into the vault and then removes the  little package . Griphook then takes them to Harry's vault, where there is a huge amount of money piled up there that Harry owned harry is so rich . There were KnutsSickles, and Gold Galleons different types. Harry and Hagrid took a bit of the money for Harry's list, then left Gringotts. Hagrid had to stand for a bit as the cart that took them to the vaults made him sick this guy can handle magic and flying bikes but hr can not handle this ha ha 
Hagrid decided to get Harry's uniform first so they entered Madam Malkin's Robes for all OccasionsMadam Malkin measured him then he sat on a chair next to a pale-faced boy getting his robes. The boy started to talk about smuggling a Broomstick into Hogwarts somehow, then about something called Quidditch. Harry felt very weird with him, as he was talking about houses called Slytherin and Hufflepuff. The boy pointed out Hagrid then said the other kind shouldn't be allowed in. When Harry left, he told Hagrid and Hagrid said there were four houses at Hogwarts, Quidditch is a game played on Broomsticks and then left .
now Harry only had to buy his wand  so he and Hagrid entered Ollivanders, a Wand shop. Mr. Ollivander came round  scaring them both he is a classic man . Ollivander began to talk about Harry's parents s'wands, and how he remembers selling them. Ollivander touches Harry's scar and then apologises for selling the wand. Ollivander gave Harry a wand and told him to give it a wave. Harry did so, but it wasn't suitable for him, so Ollivander took it back. Harry tried many wands, but none of them seemed to work  Eventually, he picked up a wand and he felt warmth in his fingers.that is so cool
Ollivander said that this wand will be the one for him.then Hagrid took Harry to get something to eat in the Muggle world but Harry was worried that he wasn't going to fit in at Hogwarts as everyone expected great things from him and he thought he could not do anything so good. Hagrid had bought  Harry an owl named Hedwig. Hagrid provided Harry with a train ticket, giving him the date, time, and location to catch the Hogwarts Express and told Harry that if he ever needed anything, he was to write a letter, and Hedwig would know where to find him. Harry then caught a train back to the Dursleys .Hagrid is so kind taking care of harry he is so generous